WTF Pic of the Day

Sometimes, regular eye shadow is not enough. Sometimes, you need to let people know that you can find a tattoo artist who will stick his needles into your eyelids. Sometimes, you're one of the whacked Mexican Drug Cartel murderer guys who got busted, and now everyone can identify you because you have eyes tattooed on your eyes. And sometimes, people just make bad decisions. And have them tattooed on their face.

This is Why I Love Thom Yorke, and, by Association, Radiohead. I Mean, I Love Them Anyway, But Now I Love Them More.

Miley Cyrus threw a little post-Grammys hissy fit on the radio after she got snubbed by Radiohead backstage:


"I'm like, these are the people I really want to meet. I'd freak out. They're my rock gods. These are the only people that I would cry over…My manager asked and said, 'Miley's really obsessed. And they were like, 'We don't really do that.' .... I left 'cause I was so upset. I wasn't going to watch. Stinkin' Radiohead! I'm gonna ruin them, I'm going to tell everyone."


Radiohead (via UsWeekly, natch) issued a response:

"When Miley grows up, she'll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement."

Thank you, Mr. Yorke.

In Case You Didn't Already Know ...

Wacko Jacko's Backo: She-Man Michael will performing at the O2 Theatre in London (BOOK YOUR TIX NOW!) starting July 9th. The 10-show residency is supposedly Michael's last string of performances (if he pays off all the debtors): Perez Hilton

Funny Man Down: Robin Williams has postponed the remainder of his "Weapons of Self Destruction" Tour to have heart surgery. His reps released a statement saying Williams will have to "undergo surgery for an aortic valve replacement." Hope he's back on his feet again soon!: TMZ

He Likes His Women Like His Chicken: Battered and Fried: Chris Brown has been charged with two felonies by the L.A. County D.A. for giving Rihanna a beatdown: Felony assault and making criminal threats. He is being arraigned today in downtown L.A.: Just Jared

Who's Going to Crash His Wedding?: Vince Vaughn is engaged as of Valentine's Day this year. Aniston's ex proposed to Canadian real-estate agent Kyla Weber with a $125,000, 4-carat diamond: Calgary Herald

In Other News ...

I'm working on a story for the City Beat about the oldest gay bar in Hollywood, and as it turns out, there is at least one place on Cahuenga where a man (straight or gay) can get paid $20 to have another man perform fellatio on him in the bathroom. I'm not naming any names, people!

Also, CrossFit in Hollywood kicked my ass for the second time yesterday, but I'm skinnier than I was last week. Here's the workout -- do it as fast as you can:

20 pull-ups

30 push-ups

40 sit-ups

50 squats

All that equals one set. We did five sets with a three-minute break between each one. And then I couldn't walk.

(Full disclosure: My friend Bridget and I only did half the quantity -- i.e., 10 pull-ups, 15 push-ups, etc. It was still hard.)

WTF Pic of the Day

Here's your girl Brit at the kick-off of her new tour, wearing what appears to be a hallucination I had in 1997.

What the eff kind of circus is this, anyway?

Disturbia-ing (I know, I know ...)

Say it ain't so, RiRi!!!: The Ike and Tina of our generation got married? Something's not ringing true ... but you never know. Chris done knocked the sense outta that girl -- why else would she go back? : Star

"Don't Believe Everything You Hear." -- Yeah, Right.

Tom and Gisele were rumored to be engaged earlier this year, but the couple denied it over and over again.

Well, today the two of them got married. Maybe they got married without being engaged first?

Ms. Kidman, Is There Something You'd Like to Tell Us?

Ol' Aussie Girl looks preggers or really full all the time. Just sayin'.

In Case You Didn't Already Know ...

I'm a million years late on this one, but Megan Fox and the dork from Beverly Hills 90210 have broken up. A million man march will be held in LA to comemorate this blessing from the Heavens to men everywhere -- now they have something they didn't have before: hope. UsMagazine.com

Speaking of hot girls breaking free, Hef's right-hand bed-pan changer Holly Madison has called it quits with human herpes farm Criss Angel. E!

Rosie O'Donnel anounced that she is off the hooch. Who knew roly-poly Rosie had a drinking problem? I just thought she had an eating problem: Perez Hilton

Can't a brother get a break? The "friend" who was riding with Morgan Freeman when his car crashed in Mississippi last year is suing him for "medical expenses, pain and suffering, lost wages, permanent disability (short term memory loss) and additional damages." She must be friends with Heather Mills: TMZ

I Love You, Jesus

I know that it is a divine miracle that my favorite movie of all time is getting the remake treatment!

Clue is going to have another go, and I CAN'T WAIT. Pleeeease tell me Tim Curry will come back as ... well, something. And I want a bunch of different endings again, too. I'm a demanding person.

Pirates of the Carribean director Gore Verbinski has signed on. Who do you think will be Colonel Mustard? Miss Peacock? Prof. Plum, Ms. Scarlett, Ms. White ... oh, and Mr. Green. That guy was the easiest to forget outta all of the Clue characters. What does he do? He's not a prof or a colonel; I bet he was the mansion's janitor dressed up to look important so he could crash the party. Or he's a gigolo. One or the other.

THANK YOOUUUUUUU ---- this is my pic for best picture of the year for 200??? When is this flick coming out?

In other board game-movie news, Universal inked a deal with Hasbro to adapt several other games into films: Monolopy, which Ridley Scott is working on; Candyland, which I already mentioned below; and -- wtf?? -- the Ouija board? Weird.

LOL Cat of the Week

Last night, some of the most entertaining acceptance speeches were given by people for whom English is a second, third or fourth language. Like that Japanese guy who won best short animation pic who thanked Mr. Roboto. I'm not making that up.

In the spirit of that kind man, whose name is Kunio Kato and whose site is here [and is much better if you can read Japanese -- someone get Hannah], I present you with a long-overdue LOL Cat of the Week:

Everyone's Fave Lezzie Couple Wants a Kid

Portia and Ellen told Star that they want a baby. Someone should tell them that Octomom gots the babies to go around. Ellen could hire Chuy from Chelsea Lately to dress up like a leprechaun and lure one of those babies away with a Barney video and a clean carseat. How long do you think it would take for Nadya Suleman to notice one of her 14 is missing?

Anywhoodle, a source sez Portia would be willing to try IVF as many times as necessary to get a bundle of joy. She could just go to Octomom's doctor and knock out a baker's dozen in a few months. Then Ellen could get the cast of the L Word to watch all of them -- I bet Shane would give them all edgy haircuts. They'd be the baddest babies on the block.

Watch out!

Fabulousness, Courtesy of Your Girl Ru

I interviewed RuPaul at the Chateau Marmont a few weeks ago, and (s)he was such a doll to me that I have to plug this video in for y'all. It's from his new show on Logo, RuPaul's Drag Race.

Sometimes, All a Man Has is His Dog ...

... Except when it dies. Then he has nothing. Loki, Mickey Rourke's 18-year-old chihuahua -- and one of the dogs that was thanked in Rourke's Golden Globe acceptance speech -- has died.

This is so tragic, especially with the Oscars only five days away. Hopefully, Rourke has lots of other doggies to keep him warm in Loki's place. Or a gorrilla. Or one of those gay guys he's been so friendly with lately.

In Case You Didn't Already Know ...

Our Lady of the exquisite chichis has gotten ... Married?: Yes, baby boys everywhere wept when they found out that Salma Hayek, who most recently made headlines for playing wet nurse to a starving baby, had a secret wedding in Paris on Valentine's Day. Civil service ceremony only for the milky Latina and her ex-fiance, billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, who is the father of Salma's daughter, Valentina. E!

She's just not that into Paris's Sloppies: "Two pseudo-famous people sitting next to each other ... doesn't mean we were bumping uglies." Thank you, Katy Perry, for clearing that up. We wouldn't want Benji Madden's stink rubbing off on your goods: Kitty Purry's Blog

Lil Wayne is sued for pulling a Janet: The Grammy-award winning hip-hop artist blew off his Rochester, N.Y. gig three times after receiving a $100,000 advance from the show's promoter, who's suing Weezy for $1.3MM. Who's making it rain now?: Perez Hilton

What the F?: Facebook sez that they own whatever content you put on their site. Sickos. I've always preferred MySpace: Facebook Blog