In Case You Didn't Already Know ...

I'm a million years late on this one, but Megan Fox and the dork from Beverly Hills 90210 have broken up. A million man march will be held in LA to comemorate this blessing from the Heavens to men everywhere -- now they have something they didn't have before: hope. UsMagazine.com

Speaking of hot girls breaking free, Hef's right-hand bed-pan changer Holly Madison has called it quits with human herpes farm Criss Angel. E!

Rosie O'Donnel anounced that she is off the hooch. Who knew roly-poly Rosie had a drinking problem? I just thought she had an eating problem: Perez Hilton

Can't a brother get a break? The "friend" who was riding with Morgan Freeman when his car crashed in Mississippi last year is suing him for "medical expenses, pain and suffering, lost wages, permanent disability (short term memory loss) and additional damages." She must be friends with Heather Mills: TMZ