What's the Problem?

Jennifer Hudson's mom and brother were killed at her mother's Chicago home this weekend, and her 9-year-old nephew may have been killed as well. Even the rich and famous aren't immune to the maniacal actions of violent half-breeds and psychos.

In the spot usually occupied by a homeless person at the 25th Street entrance for the uptown E train, I saw something that made me scared: His possessions were still in that spot, but spreading around them on the dirty asphalt, and being partially absorbed by a bed sheet, was a large pool of blood. I mean, I'm a menstruating female; I know what blood looks like on a bed sheet, so trust me on this.

What is the world coming to?

In other news, John McCain's brother Joe called 911 to complain about the traffic. Twice.
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Unglue Your Faces.

Things I can't stand right now: Couples making out on crowded subway cars. Ew.

It's generally gross on the train. Case in point: John Wilwol said he saw a Number Two on the number 6, if you know what I mean. And that was in the middle of the day -- like someone just hung their bare ass over the side of a seat and dropped the Cosbys off at the 6 train.

Besides that, it's gross to have to be standing next to two pseudo hippies sucking face on a crowded train.

There are so many other places in New York City to smush your faces together if you can't stand breathing your own air. Why wouldn't you give it a rest on the subway, where there's always a mystery liquid spilled all over the ground, and it stinks, and people are coughing on each other, and the homeless man propped up in the corner is leaving a suspicous-looking stain on the chair ... and did I mention that it stinks?