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Daniel Edwards, the man who brought you Brit giving birth on a bearskin rug and the "Paris Hilton Autopsy" has presented society with another gem that isn't a total piece of poop -- behold OctoArt:

At first I thought it was another one of those ridiculous lipstick carvings someone did of Brad and Angelina, only better.

What do you think? Look good over your fireplace, maybe? Or on the coffee table? How about next to the bed as a reminder to use birth control EVERY TIME? Or next to your check book as a reminder to pay your taxes so this lady can keep herself in French tips and half-million-dollar houses?

WTF Pic of the Day

Sometimes, regular eye shadow is not enough. Sometimes, you need to let people know that you can find a tattoo artist who will stick his needles into your eyelids. Sometimes, you're one of the whacked Mexican Drug Cartel murderer guys who got busted, and now everyone can identify you because you have eyes tattooed on your eyes. And sometimes, people just make bad decisions. And have them tattooed on their face.

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Here's your girl Brit at the kick-off of her new tour, wearing what appears to be a hallucination I had in 1997.

What the eff kind of circus is this, anyway?

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Octo-Mom, this isn't how nature intended it to be. If you want to give her money, you can do it here: thenadyasulemanfamily.com

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Paris Hilton has been shopping at Kim Zolciak's wig salon. This thing looks like a hair Snuggie. Someone call Crystal Gail and Lady Godiva and tell them a stuck-up coke head is totally biting their style. SMH.

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Our Lovely Lady of Cellulite has posted pics of her new favorite sunglasses on her Web site ... and she looks exactly like a robo-blow-up doll now. Loves it.

Kim, you can do no wrong in my eyes, because yours are so big and ringed with beautiful spider-leg like lashes. I commend you and your daring fashion accessorization.

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Jenna's about seven months into baking her twins in her much-used oven, and she looks like she's ready to blow already. And what the hell is Heidi doing here? Prego Queen of All Porn, meet She-Who-Fakes-Wedding-to-Douche-on-Reality-TV. Does anyone need a drink and birth-control pill?