I Must Apologize...

Apparently, I've been brainwashed by Us Weekly.

One of my former editors at the L.A. City Beat, Ron Garmon, informed me that he would rather have Thanksgiving dinner with a leper than anyone on my poll.

Some people don't want to have dinner with uber-celebs -- I get it, I knew it before, and I'm sorry I didn't think of that before I posted the poll.

So, in response to people (who are actually like me in not wanting to spy on celebs all the time), I will post a new poll about the poll I just posted.

I know ... I really need to get back to work.

The Trials and Tribs of an Us Intern

It was a slow day (and relatively relaxing with our "Intern Coordinator on vacation), so I picked up nail art stickers from the Duane Reade in our building.

My Annoying Co-Intern at Us Weekly

Her name is Katie Kane, and she's not really annoying, but I thought I'd put her up here anyway, because I'm pretty sure she'll be on TV one day soon.

Can't you just see it?

"Hi, it's Katie Kane here with your morning update!"

File this Under "Mind Your Own Damn Business"

A PR chick tattled on me to my ultra-cool* boss at Us Weekly this weekend.
















Apparently, she thought I was "really rude and unprofessional" at an art event in a warehouse space that featured portraits George Bush and Paris Hilton composed entirely of vaginas and and -- *ahem* --- "rear exits" clipped from porn magazines.

Not that I have a problem with the art. But I'm fairly certain that the girl who tattled on me (and was kind enough to "sign" her name to me with hand signals) wasn't even working on that event. She was just there, smoking cigs and concentrating on not eating ever, and smiling an over-enthusiastic skeleton smile at a frat boy in a bouffant who probably just got back from a lacrosse match in the Hamptons.

Also, for the record, I don't recall being either "rude" or "unprofessional."

Note to self: post-sorority PR girls are the Devil.

I love NY.


*She actually thinks her interns are mindless droids.

Interning ...

Here's the cover for the L.A. City Beat. I produced and directed the shoot during my last week there.


There's also a whole spread on the inside. I'm a super intern.