Freak Show TV on TLC

You know we're running out of ideas for television shows when puke-worthy things like this pop up:
"Half Man, Half Tree, My True Story" - Wart Man, Bubble Man, and a Man with root-like growths on his limbs.
"The World's Smallest Kids" - These kids are basically big mice. Very strange. (Actually not as bad as the other two.)
"My Shocking Story: My Big Foot" - A Miami woman has a nubbly growth larger than a basketball at the bottom of her left leg.

This is the kind of programming that will keep you on your New Year's resolution diet.