She Wants to Bail Out the Milk Companies in China

Lucie J. Kim has decided to file a class-action lawsuit on behalf of the people of Los Angeles county who have slanted eyes and were offended by a recent picture that Miley Cyrus. In case you live under a rock, here it is:

Lucie claims to represent one million Asians in LA who each want $4,000 (the minimum for a civil rights violation) to ease the pain of seeing Miley do her best Kung-Fu actor impression. Or something like that.

This picture actually seems to be a conglomeration of civil-rights violations: Miley and her buddy on the far left seem to be making China eyes, another person is doing the sleepy confused face, the girl is doing the "Can't poop" face, another seems to be doing the "one in the pink, one in the stink face" and one guy is obviously making fun of stoners. So I think someone needs to rep not only Asians, but constipated people, sexual deviants and weed smokers.

Let's Not Squander All That Handsome Malaysian Talent

Malaysians are not inferior! And to drive that point home, Malaysian officials have banned a car advertisement featuring Brad Pitt to keep Malaysians from feeling badly about themselves.

"We barred the advertisement as it appeared as a humiliation against Asians," said the Malaysian Deputy Information Minister, who is trying to weed out Western faces in Malaysian advertising. He said, "Why do we have to use their faces in our advertisements? Are our own people not handsome?"

Please don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answer to. SMH.

I think this is the ad they're complaining about -- how many Toyota commercials could Brad Pitt be in?




P.S.
Someone should tell the Malaysian deputy minister of information about a little something called Anime if he's worried about Western faces making Malaysians feel inferior.