WTf Pic of the Day

Daniel Edwards, the man who brought you Brit giving birth on a bearskin rug and the "Paris Hilton Autopsy" has presented society with another gem that isn't a total piece of poop -- behold OctoArt:

At first I thought it was another one of those ridiculous lipstick carvings someone did of Brad and Angelina, only better.

What do you think? Look good over your fireplace, maybe? Or on the coffee table? How about next to the bed as a reminder to use birth control EVERY TIME? Or next to your check book as a reminder to pay your taxes so this lady can keep herself in French tips and half-million-dollar houses?

The WTF Pic of the Day

Paris Hilton has been shopping at Kim Zolciak's wig salon. This thing looks like a hair Snuggie. Someone call Crystal Gail and Lady Godiva and tell them a stuck-up coke head is totally biting their style. SMH.

Prince vs. The Empress

Prince, the man [?] entirely deserving of the images his name conjures, was spotted at a Lakers game last weekend in some interesting footwear.

Now don't get me wrong; if given the chance, I would gladly wipe the foot sweat from between this man's toes. He is one of the greatest performers and guitartists ever, IMPO.

BUT -- his affinity for platforms and high heels has always weirded me out, and this case is no exception. Behold:

The man responsible for Raspberry Beret is wearing lucite heels. Shauna Sand's reign as the Empress of Lucite may be over if His Crushed-Velvet Majesty decides to take over that particular throne. Shauna, consider yourself warned.

And, in honor of He of Purple Velvet and Lace, I present to you the 80's Music Video of the Week (although in all honesty, this is not from the 80's):