A Tribute to Little Miss Perfect

WEtv's Little Miss Perfect has proved to be one of my favorite shows on TV right now (right behind RuPaul's Drag Race), so in the spirit of pitting children against one another to see who's the most attractive, I've devised a celeb baby beauty pageant.

The following are the nominees (as determined by outlets like Life&Style and Us) for the cutest celeb baby:

Suri Cruise

Violet Grohl

Violet Affleck

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Prince vs. The Empress

Prince, the man [?] entirely deserving of the images his name conjures, was spotted at a Lakers game last weekend in some interesting footwear.

Now don't get me wrong; if given the chance, I would gladly wipe the foot sweat from between this man's toes. He is one of the greatest performers and guitartists ever, IMPO.

BUT -- his affinity for platforms and high heels has always weirded me out, and this case is no exception. Behold:

The man responsible for Raspberry Beret is wearing lucite heels. Shauna Sand's reign as the Empress of Lucite may be over if His Crushed-Velvet Majesty decides to take over that particular throne. Shauna, consider yourself warned.

And, in honor of He of Purple Velvet and Lace, I present to you the 80's Music Video of the Week (although in all honesty, this is not from the 80's):

Her Next Book? A Guide to Manners. / Celebrity Catfights

Oh, Omarosa. You never fail to keep me amused. How many talk-show celebrity guests would start a fight with the host in under a minute? (In two parts.)

And Part 2:

Which makes me think of possible catfights of epic proportions:

5. Erykah Badu vs. Crystal Gail: Which 'do will dominate?

4. Pam Anderson vs. Courtney Love: silicone, saline, insanity.

3. Kirstie Alley vs. Jenny Craig: "I told you, I didn't gain weight, my bones GOT BIGGER."

2. Oprah vs. Ryan Seacrest: A media-maven slappy fest. ... JK ... You know Oprah can throw down.

1. Britney Spears vs. Ivanka Trump: Trash, class and ass.