WTf Pic of the Day

Daniel Edwards, the man who brought you Brit giving birth on a bearskin rug and the "Paris Hilton Autopsy" has presented society with another gem that isn't a total piece of poop -- behold OctoArt:

At first I thought it was another one of those ridiculous lipstick carvings someone did of Brad and Angelina, only better.

What do you think? Look good over your fireplace, maybe? Or on the coffee table? How about next to the bed as a reminder to use birth control EVERY TIME? Or next to your check book as a reminder to pay your taxes so this lady can keep herself in French tips and half-million-dollar houses?

Everyone's Fave Lezzie Couple Wants a Kid

Portia and Ellen told Star that they want a baby. Someone should tell them that Octomom gots the babies to go around. Ellen could hire Chuy from Chelsea Lately to dress up like a leprechaun and lure one of those babies away with a Barney video and a clean carseat. How long do you think it would take for Nadya Suleman to notice one of her 14 is missing?

Anywhoodle, a source sez Portia would be willing to try IVF as many times as necessary to get a bundle of joy. She could just go to Octomom's doctor and knock out a baker's dozen in a few months. Then Ellen could get the cast of the L Word to watch all of them -- I bet Shane would give them all edgy haircuts. They'd be the baddest babies on the block.

Watch out!

Obsess Much?

Nadya Suleman seems to be pre-occupied with being a broke-ass version of Anglina Jolie -- right down to getting her face to match the A-list starlet's. "My Womb is a Clown Car" Suleman had rhinoplasty so that her nose resembles Jolie's and had her lips plumped up to trout-like proportions before going on MSNBC with Ann Curry (full disclosure: when asked by Ann if she had her lips done, Nadya said no). For a lady on disability and food stamps, I guess she's doing ok if she can afford cosmetic surgical procedures. Maybe her mom gave her a surgery allowance.

Don't forget to visit her Web site so you can donate money to her -- she'll need a breast lift and tummy tuck after birthing her gazillion babies. Not to mention a labioplasty. And getting your delicate French tips refilled at the nail salon once a week isn't cheap, either. Just sayin'.

Pre- and post- surgery pics:
And the real deal: