I live on kind of a loud street -- incessant honking by anyone and everyone for any reason at all, babies crying outside the church across the street during mass, and homeless men giving soliloquies on the injustices of society. I can almost sympathize with some of this stuff.
Ok, not really. Stop honking. Shut your kids up. Get a house. Please.
But lately I'm troulbed by something more contagious -- criminally loud sneezing.
RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHEEEUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHEEEUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
JE-sus, people, is it really necessary to explode your germs the length of a city block? I'm not really a germaphobe, but I'm tempted to don a SARS mask in my fourth-floor apartment.
Please exercise a little sneezing restraint. Thank you.
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