Please Pass the Gas Masks ...

The Olympics start today -- woohoo! I hope all our athletes don't mind breathing billions of tiny air-born particles into their carefully developed lungs.

And Pounds Everywhere Have Threatened to Go on Strike...

Beijing's food safety administration has ordered restaurants to remove dog meat from menus to keep from offending Westerners. Sorry folks, if you were looking forward to steaming plate of poodle when you got to the Summer Olympics, it looks like you'll have to settle for the bootleg version.

Also, the last 10 minutes of Fast Food Nation should be viewed by everyone who was looking for that last push to vegatarianism. Otherwise, it should be viewed by no one, unless you want to lose your lunch. Not for the faint of heart. Consider yourself warned. For a more PG-version, you can go here ...

...but I don't really think the killing floors of any slaughterhouses can ever be PG. Unless they're killing tomatoes.