Chinese Milk Does NOT Do a Body Good, Especially If You're the One Selling It / Carry Mace If You Go to Virginia Tech

A couple of Chinese dairy execs have been sentenced to DEATH as the result of a food safety scandal that left at least six children dead.

Dairy execs spiked their milk with the chemical melamine to make the protein count appear higher, but it caused kidney stones in children.

Also, some think that the scandal was covered up until after the Beijing Olympics were over.

Gosh, China! There's so much craziness here, I don't know where to start -- the milk-spiking, scandal-hiding, babies-with-kidney-stones, executive-killing madness has paralyzed me.

In other news, a Chinese PhD student DECAPITATED another Chinese student at an Au Bon Pain at Virginia Tech Wednesday.

You might remember that Virginia Tech is also where a Korean student shot 32 of his classmates and teachers before killing himself in April 2007.

Note to self: Don't take classes at Virginia Tech or anger any of the Asians who are enrolled there.

Burger King Unveils the Most Elegant Scent of the Year

You too can attract the neighbor's dog, Star Jones and David Hasselhoff when you wear Burger King's latest offering to the burger-loving public: "Flame," a men's body spray that smells like "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Yummy.
Will the Burger King outsell Britney's "Curious," Hilary Duff's "With Love" or Jessica Simpson's "Fancy"? The Dairy Queen's next move should be a no-brainer.


In other news, my sister said this while we were watching an E! News report on Heath Ledger's performance in The Dark Knight:

"You can totally tell where they had to switch actors."

Intrigued, I asked her to elaborate. She explained that Heath Ledger died half way through the filming and had to be replaced with Johnny Depp.

She actually believed this.


Did anyone else here this ridiculousness?