Lindsay has Lice

It's just a suspicion -- but consider the evidence.

1. Dlisted via Holy Moly! via Blind Gossip reported THIS blind item:

Which stateside shambles of a celebrity brought more than a suitcase with them on their recent trip to London. The woman was found to have nits in her eyebrows by a make up artist on a shoot. GROO!

2. Lindsay recently in Paris to discuss becoming a creative consultant for House of Emanuel Ungaro. (She also was there allegedly stalking her ex, Samantha Ronson, who was in London.) So she was there. And you know that girl got some eyebrows on, (unlike, say, Whoopi Goldberg, who, incidentally, was also in London checking out the made-for-stage version of Sister Habit and is eyebrow-anemic).

3. Lindsay is dirrrrty.

4. This picture, from AXE Lounge in the Hamptons last week:

The video of her arrival actually shows her scratching her head here (vigorously up-down, up-down), so it's not like she's doing a "Oh, I'm the confused party girl" thing. She's doing the "Oh, I have head lice" thing. 

Poor dear. I hope her fire crotch stays clear or this little parasitic problem. 

BTW: Can you believe there's a headlice.org Web site?? It has a kids' section that includes an animated louse dancing to the lice version of "Puttin' on the Ritz" -- it's called "Pickin' Out the Nits."