The homeless community that lives across the street is being especially noisy tonight.
I think it would be funny if I bought some discount bullhorns and passed them out to my homeless neighbors at like, 3 a.m., which is when they start hollering the most.
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YES - Sleep...why, when you can listen to the homeless bitching across the street in the beautiful Big Apple. Where the hell did this come from?
ReplyDeleteConsider it done. I've had a box of them sent over via ground shipping. Why do I have a box of bullhorns you ask? Well, technically they are not bullhorns - they're those little cones cheerleaders use to shout their cheers. Why do I have a box of little cones cheerleaders use to shout their cheers you ask? Because I'm a pedophile! Geesh!
ReplyDeletePATRIOT ACT DISCLAIMER: I'm not really a pedophile - it was a joke. Not that I think pedophilia is a joke - only that me being a pedophile is a joke. I mean, ok, so I don't date women my age, but that's a guy in his 30s thing, not a...anyways, I have some cones. There.