If You Have a Gazillion Dollars, and You Want to Crush That Slow-Moving Hummer on the Freeway ...

You can get one of these:

We saw one riding up to the Grammys when we were on a wild goose chase for the artist entrance to the red carpet (don't worry; we found it).

Basically, it's a giant gas-guzziling street-legal monstrosity for those who care more about smashing things than about the saving the environment. It can be yours for the bailout-worthy price of $310,000 (base model, no bells and whistles; luxury upgrades are available).

Rappers, government security types and dictators of small Eastern-European countries can find out more information here.