Spaghetti Cat

This is sort of a LOL Cat/Music Video of the Week Combo, and I can't stop laughing when I watch these two vids:


And then, someone made a music video for it, because we need this to pop up everywhere for no reason at all. It's called, Spaghetti Cat (I Weep for You):

Just Give Me the Effing Spaghetti

The cafe at the end of my block is tasty (in fact that's the name -- Tasty Cafe), so I like to go there to pick up dinner when I'm coming off the subway at night.

But there's this dude that works there.

He keeps asking me questions in a voice so low that the conversation goes something like this:

Him: "rrwwwrow rv ntion?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "Wher burfv nzin?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "Where did you go for vacation?"
Me: "California."
Him: "drou oull ieye re?"
Me: "What?"

Look, I just want some damn spaghetti. Can you leave the interview for your next crappy job? Jeez.