This is Why I Love Thom Yorke, and, by Association, Radiohead. I Mean, I Love Them Anyway, But Now I Love Them More.

Miley Cyrus threw a little post-Grammys hissy fit on the radio after she got snubbed by Radiohead backstage:


"I'm like, these are the people I really want to meet. I'd freak out. They're my rock gods. These are the only people that I would cry over…My manager asked and said, 'Miley's really obsessed. And they were like, 'We don't really do that.' .... I left 'cause I was so upset. I wasn't going to watch. Stinkin' Radiohead! I'm gonna ruin them, I'm going to tell everyone."


Radiohead (via UsWeekly, natch) issued a response:

"When Miley grows up, she'll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement."

Thank you, Mr. Yorke.

WTF Pic of the Day

Octo-Mom, this isn't how nature intended it to be. If you want to give her money, you can do it here: thenadyasulemanfamily.com

She Wants to Bail Out the Milk Companies in China

Lucie J. Kim has decided to file a class-action lawsuit on behalf of the people of Los Angeles county who have slanted eyes and were offended by a recent picture that Miley Cyrus. In case you live under a rock, here it is:

Lucie claims to represent one million Asians in LA who each want $4,000 (the minimum for a civil rights violation) to ease the pain of seeing Miley do her best Kung-Fu actor impression. Or something like that.

This picture actually seems to be a conglomeration of civil-rights violations: Miley and her buddy on the far left seem to be making China eyes, another person is doing the sleepy confused face, the girl is doing the "Can't poop" face, another seems to be doing the "one in the pink, one in the stink face" and one guy is obviously making fun of stoners. So I think someone needs to rep not only Asians, but constipated people, sexual deviants and weed smokers.

Having a Crazy Moment

What. The. Eff. Nadya Suleman, can we chat?

You think you'll be able to support your 14 babies after you finish your "schooling." Assuming that you'll be able to go back to school in the fall, as you plan to do, and finish your master's degree, which would be difficult for ANY mom with multiple kids and no dad, you think a master's in counseling will get you a job that pays enough to feed, clothe and shelter 15 mouths? Oh, and I thougtht this was funny -- the school you're supposedly going to attend has a day-care center.

Imagine you're anyone but Nadya Suleman -- and you want to take your kid (maybe even two -- hey, it happens) to that same day care. When you get there, 14 kids from a single mom are already hogging all the day care space. Frankly, I'd be pissed. And this is a lady who keeps talking about how selfish she isn't.

Lady, I got news for you! You are selfish, and crazy to boot. Just ask your mom, who is stuck with all those kids, and your dad, who had to go to work as a contractor in Iraq to support your retarded decisions. Way to go!

And by the way, since when did an unselfish person who just gave birth a thousand times go get lip injections for her interview on the Today show?

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Nadya Suleman, I don't know you, but if I met you, I might want to punch you in your fat, surgically enhanced mouth.

Someone Please Show This Woman to the Condom Aisle

I recently found out that the lady who had the second set of living octuplets in history already has six kids. That's something you probably heard, too.

But this was something I didn't know: This lady is only 33, and of the foregoing kids, there is already one set of twins. The woman's mom said that this baby-making machine had eight embryos implanted last year. There's been suspiciously little talk of any father. She filed for bankruptcy less than two years ago, and is living with her mother.

Lady, it's called respect for human life! Call me a callous bia, but I think that having that many kids growing up in a house where you can't even support them (or yourself) financially is cruel. And weird. Very, very weird. Not to mention the level of sibling rivalry that these kids will have to endure. How many bathrooms do you think this house has, anyway? These kids are going to be surviving on Hot Pockets and Ramen. And not the good Ramen. The kind they schlep for sale at ghetto tiendas that smell like dead meat.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that this lady can probably hula-hoop with her vag now.

Geniusness

Here's an excerpt from an evaluation someone left out at the NYU school of journalism, or the "Arthur L. Carter Journalism Institute." We're churning out some goodies over here.

Q: What subject would you have liked the instructor to spend more time on? Less time on?

A: diversity focused more on problems facing america, and to expand diversity beyond race.

Q: What other advice do you have for the instructor?

A: Forget trying to get conservatives to come talk to the class. It's nice to try to be objective but it would be more productive if we could put recources into getting more intelligent people than Gordan Liddy.

Q: Please use this space for any additional comments:

A: I was told this was one of the more miserable courses at nyu but i really feel that the proffesor contributed to the fun envirnment that mad the work load tolerable

Apparently, spelling is not taught at the Arthur L. Carter Journalism Institute, nor is grammar, punctuation, or how to string together a coherent sentence.

Prospective students to the "Institute," I suggest you save your money.

Oh, Middle America, You Don't Hold Anything Back...

...but maybe you should. SMH.

Compliments of Liz.

The Debate

I love that Sarah Palin was able to squeeze a soccer mom comment into the debate with her very first sentence. Also, her blush was very Bozo-esque, but she was pretty.

How's Your News Video

This is a video from How's Your News, a project that allowed Matt Parker and Trey Stone to round up some mentally retarded people who wanted to be journalists.