Thursday, February 12, 2009

She Wants to Bail Out the Milk Companies in China

Lucie J. Kim has decided to file a class-action lawsuit on behalf of the people of Los Angeles county who have slanted eyes and were offended by a recent picture that Miley Cyrus. In case you live under a rock, here it is:

Lucie claims to represent one million Asians in LA who each want $4,000 (the minimum for a civil rights violation) to ease the pain of seeing Miley do her best Kung-Fu actor impression. Or something like that.

This picture actually seems to be a conglomeration of civil-rights violations: Miley and her buddy on the far left seem to be making China eyes, another person is doing the sleepy confused face, the girl is doing the "Can't poop" face, another seems to be doing the "one in the pink, one in the stink face" and one guy is obviously making fun of stoners. So I think someone needs to rep not only Asians, but constipated people, sexual deviants and weed smokers.

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