Jesus Take the Wheel: God came down and told the woman with the world's longest fingernails to get a life. Of course, this happened in Utah, the only state where God is still able to do this kind of thing. (Thanks, Mormons!)
Lee Redmond, who was blessed by the Guiness Book of World Records as the posessor of the world's longest fingernails, was involved in a car accident Thursday. Sadly, her fingernails are no more.
Or rather, they're back to their normal length. She hasn't cut them since 1979.
Redmond celebrated (mourned?) by wiping her own butt.
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Yo Sarah, you ever coming back to City Beat? You are missed round these parts...hope you are well.
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