Burger King Unveils the Most Elegant Scent of the Year

You too can attract the neighbor's dog, Star Jones and David Hasselhoff when you wear Burger King's latest offering to the burger-loving public: "Flame," a men's body spray that smells like "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Yummy.
Will the Burger King outsell Britney's "Curious," Hilary Duff's "With Love" or Jessica Simpson's "Fancy"? The Dairy Queen's next move should be a no-brainer.


In other news, my sister said this while we were watching an E! News report on Heath Ledger's performance in The Dark Knight:

"You can totally tell where they had to switch actors."

Intrigued, I asked her to elaborate. She explained that Heath Ledger died half way through the filming and had to be replaced with Johnny Depp.

She actually believed this.


Did anyone else here this ridiculousness?