Luckily, I Had an Amulet to Shield Me From His Powers.

Ok, I officially like going to the beach at San Diego, except for one peculiar thing that made me wince: the man sunbathing directly behind me was apparently a warlock, because his toenails extended this [------------------------------------------------] far past the tip of his toes.

If your toenails are that long, do you have to go up a shoe size? Do you only wear flipflops? Was he possibly growing them out for charity causes, the way some people grow out their hair?

Somewhere, there are people with no toenails waiting with quivering anticipation for this man to grow his toenails out long enough to clip, deposit into a bag and send to the toenailess masses.

Incidentally, I don't suggest ever searching Google Images for pictures of "Toenails." Especially if you're eating lunch.