I live on kind of a loud street -- incessant honking by anyone and everyone for any reason at all, babies crying outside the church across the street during mass, and homeless men giving soliloquies on the injustices of society. I can almost sympathize with some of this stuff.
Ok, not really. Stop honking. Shut your kids up. Get a house. Please.
But lately I'm troulbed by something more contagious -- criminally loud sneezing.
RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHEEEUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-CHEEEUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
JE-sus, people, is it really necessary to explode your germs the length of a city block? I'm not really a germaphobe, but I'm tempted to don a SARS mask in my fourth-floor apartment.
Please exercise a little sneezing restraint. Thank you.
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Bless you.
ReplyDeleteP.S. -- Your sneezes sound a little like someone stepped on a mouse's tail. Which, of course, is MUCH preferred to those you described ...
sneeze volume can't be controlled. That said, I never understood people who let out a soft "'choo." They've never known true pleasure.
ReplyDeleteforget sneezing. ...how bout that nasty ass fuck who takes a wicked dump at work and then sits on top- of the shit in the bowl until the entire restroom and the immediate area before the door reaks of dead animal?
ReplyDeletecourtesy flush motherfucker, courtesy flush!
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