I Love You, Jesus

I know that it is a divine miracle that my favorite movie of all time is getting the remake treatment!

Clue is going to have another go, and I CAN'T WAIT. Pleeeease tell me Tim Curry will come back as ... well, something. And I want a bunch of different endings again, too. I'm a demanding person.

Pirates of the Carribean director Gore Verbinski has signed on. Who do you think will be Colonel Mustard? Miss Peacock? Prof. Plum, Ms. Scarlett, Ms. White ... oh, and Mr. Green. That guy was the easiest to forget outta all of the Clue characters. What does he do? He's not a prof or a colonel; I bet he was the mansion's janitor dressed up to look important so he could crash the party. Or he's a gigolo. One or the other.

THANK YOOUUUUUUU ---- this is my pic for best picture of the year for 200??? When is this flick coming out?

In other board game-movie news, Universal inked a deal with Hasbro to adapt several other games into films: Monolopy, which Ridley Scott is working on; Candyland, which I already mentioned below; and -- wtf?? -- the Ouija board? Weird.