Portia and Ellen told Star that they want a baby. Someone should tell them that Octomom gots the babies to go around. Ellen could hire Chuy from Chelsea Lately to dress up like a leprechaun and lure one of those babies away with a Barney video and a clean carseat. How long do you think it would take for Nadya Suleman to notice one of her 14 is missing?
Anywhoodle, a source sez Portia would be willing to try IVF as many times as necessary to get a bundle of joy. She could just go to Octomom's doctor and knock out a baker's dozen in a few months. Then Ellen could get the cast of the L Word to watch all of them -- I bet Shane would give them all edgy haircuts. They'd be the baddest babies on the block.
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