Shrek Called. He Wants His Big Toes Back.

I absolutely love Kate Winslet -- she's prim, pretty, beautiful -- but she has ugly big toes. The rest of her toes are cute, clean, and decidedly British-looking.

But her big toes look like they were wrenched off of a cave-dwelling ogre, cleaned up and slapped on her feet. This is rather unfortunate for her, because otherwise, she's just about perfect.

If you see Revolutionary Road, which is very, very good, you'll get a chance to see what I'm talking about near the end of the film.

That being said, here's a lovely picture of your girl Kate at the premiere of The Readers, a movie in which she appears nude. Enjoy.