Her Next Book? A Guide to Manners. / Celebrity Catfights

Oh, Omarosa. You never fail to keep me amused. How many talk-show celebrity guests would start a fight with the host in under a minute? (In two parts.)

And Part 2:

Which makes me think of possible catfights of epic proportions:

5. Erykah Badu vs. Crystal Gail: Which 'do will dominate?

4. Pam Anderson vs. Courtney Love: silicone, saline, insanity.

3. Kirstie Alley vs. Jenny Craig: "I told you, I didn't gain weight, my bones GOT BIGGER."

2. Oprah vs. Ryan Seacrest: A media-maven slappy fest. ... JK ... You know Oprah can throw down.

1. Britney Spears vs. Ivanka Trump: Trash, class and ass.