This movie is a CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE. All the actors are amazing, the effects are amazing, the explosions are amazing. And I don't even like explosions. Just go see it.
On another note, I'll be flying back across the U.S. to NYC tonight on a redeye to JFK. Yippee. Oh, and I have a center seat. Hopefully there won't be any small barking dogs, morbidly obese flaky-skinned farters or a high-school glee club members in my aisle. (All these things have actua
lly happened. And then there was this time with the spontaneous explosive puker two aisles back, but I digress.)I always thought it would be nice if, instead of letting you pick your seat based on a mock-up of the inside of the plane, they let you choose your seat based on the people who'd be sitting next to you.
"Would you like:
A) a Mexican laborer who prefers Axe body spray over showers (no extra charge)
B) a normally polite teenager who possibly has rabies (no extra charge)
or C) the chick who got kicked off a Southwest flight for wearing a too-short miniskirt (no extra charge from the airline, but she may charge her own, additional fee)"
Ah, screw it. I'm just going to take a sleeping pill and pretend I'm not on a plane.
Bon voyage!
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I knew there was a reason D liked you. Welcome to the magic that is cornball, comic fantastique. You think YFG has some ol' school youth in it, check out the producer of Iron Man - Peter B. from "A Christmas Story." All hail shrewd and timely come backs. I know my guys are just a pitch from cracking into this genre. Feel free to delete this :o) Hope you two are doing well!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm in Vegas at the Palms Thursday if you guys wanna come hang out. I'm out Friday, for reasons to not be disclosed on your blog.
ReplyDeleteeveryone known mexican laborers travel on foot.
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