Unglue Your Faces.

Things I can't stand right now: Couples making out on crowded subway cars. Ew.

It's generally gross on the train. Case in point: John Wilwol said he saw a Number Two on the number 6, if you know what I mean. And that was in the middle of the day -- like someone just hung their bare ass over the side of a seat and dropped the Cosbys off at the 6 train.

Besides that, it's gross to have to be standing next to two pseudo hippies sucking face on a crowded train.

There are so many other places in New York City to smush your faces together if you can't stand breathing your own air. Why wouldn't you give it a rest on the subway, where there's always a mystery liquid spilled all over the ground, and it stinks, and people are coughing on each other, and the homeless man propped up in the corner is leaving a suspicous-looking stain on the chair ... and did I mention that it stinks?