Almost everyone who has voted in the poll says that when they're approached by a complete stranger (who is also a yahoo, remember) they would let them yammer on until they get the hint that you're not interested.
Come on folks! Get with it!
I'd like to commend the person who pretends like s/he doesn't understand English. If nothing else, it makes for a great story later. Especially if you look that yahoo straight in the eye and say, with no accent whatsoever, "I don't speak English." Try it!
I have to admit that I posted that poll after being accosted by a maniacal pick-up artist at the Met. I was trying to recover from seeing one of Gustave Courbet's more shocking paintings (which you can see Here; I won't post the pic itself) when this guy practically knocked me down and demanded me to go to his studio apartment in the Bronx.
Actually he was a soft-spoken Japanese guy shorter than I am, but it was too much to take.
I chose the turn and run while he's not looking approach.
It was actually warm in New York City today, thank God. More please.
The after-dinner party gets wild
2 hours ago
Hi sweetie, it's your Dad from Hell. Here's your to do list:
ReplyDelete1. Graduate (Summa or Magna preferred).
2. Get a job.
Love,
Dad
Hey, I was that short asian guy, now I know where your blog is, MWAHAHAHAHahaha.
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